A Chinese couple

A Chinese couple is in bed one night, when the man gives his wife an elbow and says, "May-Ling, how about a little 69. I'm in the mood for some 69." "Shut-up and go back to sleep," groans his wife. "Come on, you know I like 69, and for that matter, so do you!" "What time is it?" "1:30." "You want me to get up at this hour and make beef and broccoli for the two of us?"