Too much weight on the plane

 
 

 

A pilot makes an announcement to his passengers, "There's too much weight on the plane! Someone will have to jump!". The English man jumped out yelling, "SAVE THE QUEEN!!" But the plane was still too heavy. The Spanish man jumped out yelling, "SAVE THE KING!!" But the plane was still to heavy. The Russian man jumped out yelling, "FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!" At this point the plane was only one person overweight. The Texan picks up the Mexican and throws him out saying, "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!"

 
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