Shocked priest

Little Tom asked his mother "mom what is a dick?" his mother said "its another for the arm" Tom"mom what is a vagina?" his mother said"its snother name for the hat" Tom again "mom what is to make love? his mother "its when me and your father are talking either in the lounge or bedroom". And one day the priest visited the family and it was raining heavily and he was soaking wet. After ringing the bell the boy opened the door.Tom " oh sir because you have long dick take your wet vagina and hang it up there".The priest was very shocked and he asked "where are your parents". Tom answered "They are in their bedroom making love".