A Texan, a Californian,and a Coloradoan

There were three men in a bar. One was a Texan, one was a Californian, and one was a Coloradoan. The Texan, wanting to look cool, asked the bartender for a whiskey. He took one sip, threw the bottle in the air, took out his gun and shot it. He then told his confused comrades,"Back in Texas, we have so much whiskey, we never drink from the same one twice!" The Californian, not wanting to be outdone, orders a bottle of wine. He takes one sip, grabs the gun from the Texan, throws up the bottle, shoots it and says,"Back in California, we have so much wine, we never drink from the same bottle twice!" Now the Coloradoan, not to be outdone by anyone, especially a Californian, orders a beer. He drinks the whole thing, sets it down, takes the gun from the Californian and shoots him. The Texan then asks the Coloradoan why he did it. The Coloradoan replys,"Back in Colorado, we have so many Californians, we never drink with the same one twice!"