Mickey Mouse was divorcing Minney

Mickey Mouse was divorcing Minney and had attended several court hearings over this. When Mickey was called to the stand the judge looked at him astounded. The judge said "Let me get this straight, you are divorcing Minney because you think she is an idiot" Flustered Mickey replied "No! For the hundredth time I'm divorcing Minney because she's f***ing Goofy!"