Large cock

A small bloke is in the pub toilet having piss when the door to the bog opens. In walks a very large, very muscular guy. This guy proceeds to pull down his pants, revealing a very large cock. To the small man's amazement, the muscular guy growls and slams his cock into the sink attached to the wall. It shatters; spraying pieces and waters everywhere. Next, the muscular man growls louder and slams his cock into one of the stalls, making the whole thing collapses. Then he slams is cock into the walls of the room, knocking a very large hole in it.

The muscular man approaches the scared small bloke having piss. "Hey, pal, do you see this very large, very strong cock?"

"ER, yes?" replies the little bloke.

"Do you know what I'm gonna do with this very large, very strong cock?"

"No I'm afraid I don't," says the little bloke

"I'm going to shove it up your ass!" exclaims the big muscular guy.

"Jesus, that's a relief," replies the little guy, "I thought you were going to hit me with it!"