Wives of 4 Presidents

The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called in their language.

The wife of Tony Blair says, "In England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering."

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says, "In Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the backside."

The wife of Chirac says, "In France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act."

Well the wife of Clinton says, "In the USA you call it a rumour, because it goes from mouth to mouth."