Types of marriages

Forced Marriage:
Getting green card in a month or so, should get married before that.

Forced & Hurried Marriage:
Getting green card in a month and you have 2 weeks vacation.

Social Marriage:
All of your friends are getting married. So you should.

Electronic Marriage:
Got his/her details on Internet or BBS.

Ambitious Marriage:
Marrying an MBBS girl hoping that she will buy you a Porsche/BMW after she starts earning.

Anonymous Marriage:
Have seen photo, talked on phone. Engagement in your absence and getting married the next week you actually saw him/her.

Migration Marriage:
You work in SF Bay, he/she works in Research Triangle. You are moving to East Coast after marriage. vice-versa.

Common Marriage:
Marrying a B.E girl from India, and then sending her for MS.

Desperate Marriage:
Watching too many movies in HBO and Cinemax.

Bored Marriage:
Got H-1, don't know what to do after work.

Home Sick Marriage:
Working somewhere in Iowa or Maine village you are the only Indian around (may be 2 more), need to talk to someone.

H1-H1 Marriage:
You know her/him well, drives nice car has a good TV/Stereo, cooks good what more you want. (The Best Buy)

Commuter Marriage:
(applies to Silicon Valley Bay mostly) you working in San Jose, he/she works in San Francisco, Both living in Fremont.

Tax Relief Marriage:
It is nearing December; one has to get married to get a tax relief.