Love, Lust and Marriage

Love:
When you take a bubble bath together
Lust:
When you take a bath in Jell-o together
Marriage:
When you give the kids a bath

Love:
A romantic candlelight dinner for two
Lust:
"Do I have to buy you dinner first?"
Marriage:
4 McDonald's Happy Meals... to go

Love:
Giving your love some candy
Lust:
Thinking you are the candy
Marriage:
Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet

Love:
Sex every night
Lust:
Sex 5 times a night
Marriage:
What's sex?

Love:
A night out at the symphony
Lust:
A night out at the Holiday Inn
Marriage:
A night out at Sesame Street On Ice

Love:
French perfume
Lust:
Brut aftershave
Marriage:
"The baby needs changing . . ."

Love:
Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
Lust:
"I can think of a way to stay warm..."
Marriage:
Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets

Love:
Talking and cuddling
Lust:
Rolling over and falling asleep
Marriage:
Getting up to wash your hands..

Love:
Finding the "Fell in Love on AOL" room
Lust:
Finding the "Blonde Dominatrix" room
Marriage:
Finding the "Married and Looking" room

Love:
Long drives through the countryside
Lust:
Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout
Marriage:
Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat