Things that change when you're married

Getting married is one of the biggest changes you'll ever experience and life will never be the same again. What are some of the things that are different once you're married? Here's a fun list -- for both men and women.

FOR WOMEN:

After six months, he stops buying you flowers.

After six months, you stop shaving your legs every day.

After 12 months you cut your toenails together.

You find an old pair of your stockings and a garter belt in the back of the hose drawer and wonder why they're there.

Both of you put on weight and blame it on each other.

His parents always said what a strange kid he was and you find out why.

You now eat out at restaurants only once a week and fast food suddenly becomes very attractive.

Suddenly you meet lots of attractive single men who find you irresistible.

You want to leave parties early because you don't want to miss a show on TV.

His previously "endearing" bad habits start to become irritating.

Even if you had affairs in the past, you now become condemning of women who do.

You suddenly become responsible for remembering his entire family's birthdays and anniversaries, the Christmas card list, buying any presents and wrapping them. He offers to deliver them and take all the credit.

You make your underwear last two days.

He never answers the telephone or the door again.

FOR MEN:

Her possessions and ornaments are everywhere. Yours are in boxes in the basement.

If you earn more than her, you'll have a joint account. If she earns more than you, you have separate ones.

She stops pretending to like your ex-girlfriends.

You stop pretending to like her relatives.

Nightclubs give way to golf clubs.

You wear aftershave only when you're meeting other people as well.

You forget how to use the washing machine and every time you fill the dishwasher, she'll rearrange it.

You find other people's conversations more interesting in restaurants than your own.

Your snoring becomes an issue.

The bathroom is stacked with shampoos, conditioners and highly scented soaps. The towels finally match.

If 4 a.m. was once the end of a long night, it's now the start of a long day.

She finally admits she hates baseball and hockey.

You make your underwear last four days.

She thinks she'll change you and you don't. You hope she won't change and she does.