Three ladies talking about their sons
Three ladies are sitting on a bench in Florida. The first one says, "My son is so rich, every year he sends me on a trip around the world, I don't need it I don't want it. But he sends me anyway." The third lady replies, "Fantastic!" The second lady says, "My son is doing so well, every year he sends me $50,000. I don't need it, I really don't want it, but he says I should have it." The third lady says, "Fantastic!" After a quiet 3 or 4 minutes, the two ladies turn to the third woman and say, "So, what does your son give you?" "Well, he works hard for a living, he doesn't really make a lot of money and what he has he needs for his own family... but about three years ago he sent me to charm school." "Charm school?" they ask incredulously. "What did you learn at charm school?" "Actually not very much," she replied, "except I learned instead of saying `bullcrap', say `fantastic.'"