Three little words

9> "Cash or charge."

8> "Daddy's is bigger."

7> "At band camp..."

6> "Hi, I'm OJ!"

5> "No conjugal visits."

4> "I love sheep."

3> "You'll do what?"

2> "Kinky costs extra."

and the Number 1 "Three Little Words" You Don't Want to Hear on a First Date...

1> "Actually, I'm androgynous."