To marry a princess

Once there was a King who had a beautiful daughter who would not get married. So the King devised a plan. First he gathered all the unmarried men of the Kingdom together. Then he got them all in a field and made a decree. 'All of you will fight from noon until dusk. Who ever is left standing at the end of the battle gets to marry the princess.' So all the men began to fight. It was brutal and almost everyone was killed. Finally when dusk arrived, a monk, a knight, and the Royal Fool remained. The king then thought up another challenge. He wanted the most loyal one to marry his daughter so he cam e up with a disgusting task. 'Any of you who will make love to my prize hog gets to marry the Princess.' The Monk was aghast. 'Such a thing goes against God!' he said. The Knight was disgusted. 'That's worst thing I ever heard of! I won't do it!' he said. The Fool said 'Sure why not.' The Fool then had sex with the hog. Afterwards, the King said, 'You now get to marry the Princess.' The Fool said, 'Forget the Princess. I want the hog!'