Jesus Christ

There were a small number of children in the first grade class, gathered around a table for a reading group. After she had finished reading the story, the teacher gave the children a work sheet. Since she figured the students might have some questions, she asked them to begin the work sheet in class. This way, she would be there for help if any of them needed it. A few moments later, Little Johnny said very softly, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher leaned over and said quietly, "We don't say that in school." Little Johnny looked up the teacher and remarked, "Not even when things are all fucked up?"