S&M magazine

One morning, Little Johnny's mother was cleaning his room, and she found an S&M magazine under his bed. She was beside herself, all worried and stressed, trying to figure out how to handle the situation. Finally, when her husband arrived home from work, she told him about the magazine. Shaking, she asked him how they were going handle this situation. Her husband sat there for awhile, sighed, and then said, "Well, I guess spanking him is out of the question."