We move anything

Little Johnny paints a sign: WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME. Then, he tells his buddy Timmy to get his fire- wagon so they can both sit under a shade tree in the front yard, and wait for business. Cathy is sitting across the street and is not to be outdone, so she paints a sign: WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL. Then, she tells her girlfriend Margaret to get her fire-wagon so they can both sit under a shade tree in the front yard, and wait for business. Little Johnny's pissed, so he hauls Timmy across the street with him and whispers, "Let's get some laughs."

"Say, Cathy, you move ANYTHING?" asks Little Johnny.

"Give me a nickel and I'll prove it to you," says Cathy.

"Timmy, give me your nickel!" orders Little Johnny, and then hands it to Cathy.

"What you want moved?" sneers Cathy.

Little Johnny starts laughing, and he says, "Move my bowels!"

Cathy thinks for a few seconds and then turns to her girlfriend, "Margaret, hold this nickel while I beat the shit out of this kid."