Blonde buys a condom
A blonde walked into a drug store and asked how much a condom cost.
The man behind the counter said that they were on special this week, only $.99!
Not wanting to pass up a deal, the blonde said she would take one.
The clerk rang it up and said, "Ok, that will be $1.04."
The blonde said, "I thought you said only 99 cents?"
Then the clerk replied, "There's the tax."
The blonde replied, "Oh! So THAT'S what holds them on!"
The man behind the counter said that they were on special this week, only $.99!
Not wanting to pass up a deal, the blonde said she would take one.
The clerk rang it up and said, "Ok, that will be $1.04."
The blonde said, "I thought you said only 99 cents?"
Then the clerk replied, "There's the tax."
The blonde replied, "Oh! So THAT'S what holds them on!"