A gay bar

This straight guy walks into a bar. After he's inside he realizes it's a gay bar.. he thinks to himself "Oh...what the hell, I really want a drink" . He goes to the bar and the gay waiter comes to him and asks for the name of his penis?? The straight guy says "I'm not like that just give me a drink." The gay homosexual waiter says "I'm sorry sir...I cannot give you a drink until you tell me the name of your penis".The straight guy says "Well...what is the name of yours???" The gay waiter says "Nike...you know...JUST DO IT!" ... So the straight guy thinks for a moment. The waiter says "Well..." and the straight guy finally says "My penis is named 'Secret'."The gay waiter says "Secret???" in a confused tone. The straight guy says "Yeah, it's strong enough for a man...but made for a woman!"