The Will of Sam Rosenblatt
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The lawyer was reading out the Will of Sam Rosenblatt, a rich man, to those people mentioned in the Will:
"To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in the rough times, as well as the good, the house and $2 million.
"To my daughter Sahra, who looked after me in illness and kept the business going, the yacht, the business, and $1 million.
" To my nephew Irving, my 2 Jaguars, and my winter home in Aspen.
"And to my cousin Morris, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would not remember him in my Will, you were wrong again Morris !
So Hello Morris!"