The hippie, nun and bus driver

One day a hippie gets on a bus and sits next to a nun. He ask's her if he could have sex with her. The nun looks at the man and tells him no and get off at the next bus stop. Later when its the hippies turn to get off the bus the bus driver tells him I know how you could have sex with that nun. Dress like Jesus and tell her that you want to have sex with her, just go to the grave yard at 6:00pm she'll be there. Later that day the hippie does what the bus driver told him. He goes to the graveyard at 6:00pm and just like the bus driver said he saw the nun at a tombstone praying. He walked up to her and told her I am Jesus let me have sex with you. The nun in disbelief looked at Jesus (hippie) and said okay but could it be anal because I want to keep my virginity. The hippie agrees with this so then he bangs her in the ass after they had sex the hippie threw his Jesus suit off and said HA! I am the hippie and then the nun took her clothes off and said HA! I am the Bus driver.