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Female at different ages
What's the difference between female at the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 and 58?
What's the difference between female at the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 and 58?
Bring your daughter to work day
Man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work.
Man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work.
A jumping from the top of the building
Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building.
Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building.
A local football star
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire.
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire.
A speech disorder
There was once a man with a speech disorder.
There was once a man with a speech disorder.
One bartender and many bars
A man walks into the front door of a bar.
A man walks into the front door of a bar.
The naked sunbather
Joan spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
Joan spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
Good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together.
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together.
The arthritis
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.
Receiving the bouquet
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
A ride on a bicycle
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.
How his brother drives
I was recently riding with a friend of mine.
I was recently riding with a friend of mine.
Rubbing her the right way
Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body.
Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body.
Liability for the calf
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.
A good shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever.
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever.
A smart man
A brother named Larry and a sister named Janet shared an apartment in the city near their respective places of work.
A brother named Larry and a sister named Janet shared an apartment in the city near their respective places of work.
Two boys from the city
Two boys from the city were on a camping trip.
Two boys from the city were on a camping trip.
Three beers
A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers.
A loud scream from the bathroom
This guy is sitting in a bar drunk. He asks the bartender...
This guy is sitting in a bar drunk. He asks the bartender...
Cricket in the heaven
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer.
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer.
A horrible man all his life
A guy from Cleveland Ohio dies and goes to Hell.
A guy from Cleveland Ohio dies and goes to Hell.
Secret
A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar...
A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar...
God will give me
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents.
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents.
Going to the heaven
There was this christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business.
There was this christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business.
Words of wisdom
Money is not everything...There's MasterCard & Visa!
Money is not everything...There's MasterCard & Visa!
Fast drinking
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool...
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool...
The prince who was punished
Once upon a time there was a Prince...
Once upon a time there was a Prince...
Preparing the ham dinner
A young woman was preparing a ham dinner.
A young woman was preparing a ham dinner.
The modern art museum
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.
Many riches from past rulers of the earth
Once, there was a wealthy king.
Once, there was a wealthy king.
I wish...
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
A desert man
A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend.
A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend.
Electric chair
The huge black dude was getting ready for the electric chair - he had been found guilty of rape and murder.
The huge black dude was getting ready for the electric chair - he had been found guilty of rape and murder.
Zachary disease
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.
A busload of politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off the road ...
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off the road ...
The urine sample
Bill filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store.
Bill filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store.
A shortcut through the cemetery
Two young men decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery for a thrill.
Two young men decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery for a thrill.
Two prisoners
Two prisoners were having a chat.
Two prisoners were having a chat.
Three buddies die in a car crash
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.
Two men in one
A man was taken to court for stealing an item from a store.
A man was taken to court for stealing an item from a store.
Last request
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.
Large cock
A small bloke is in the pub toilet having piss when the door to the bog opens.
A small bloke is in the pub toilet having piss when the door to the bog opens.
Identification line
The police have rounded up some suspects for a identification line up for a rape suspect.
The police have rounded up some suspects for a identification line up for a rape suspect.
The Will of Sam Rosenblatt
The lawyer was reading out the Will of Sam Rosenblatt...
The lawyer was reading out the Will of Sam Rosenblatt...
Police arrested two kids
Police arrested two kids yesterday.
Police arrested two kids yesterday.
Peach and vagina
A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.
A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.
Pharmacist & deaf mute
Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms.
Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms.
Turner Brown
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.