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A milkman
The messages to a milkman.
The messages to a milkman.
Chunks
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party.
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party.
A 420 yard hole in one
Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and decided he just had to play golf.
Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and decided he just had to play golf.
The new bathroom scale
The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud of the new model being introduced at the trade fair.
The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud of the new model being introduced at the trade fair.
A dead cat
A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed.
A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed.
A short sermon
A minister delivered a sermon which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained...
A minister delivered a sermon which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained...
101 Ways To Annoy People
Read these tips and you will definitely annoy the people easy.
Read these tips and you will definitely annoy the people easy.
A cowboy went to church
One Sunday, a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.
One Sunday, a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.
A cowboy in the theatre
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.
A cowboy at the saloon
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.
Three cowboys are talking about Tex
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.
The woman's quoting scripture
A woman found a burglar in her kitchen.
A woman found a burglar in her kitchen.
A man-eating lion
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.
The Sun or the Moon
Two peasants got into an argument over which is more important to the world: the sun or the moon.
Two peasants got into an argument over which is more important to the world: the sun or the moon.
Electric Train
A tough son plays with his train.
A tough son plays with his train.
A few ways to keep burglars out of the house
The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations.
The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations.
Karate in heaven
There were two old buddies who continued to compete in karate tournaments well past their prime.
There were two old buddies who continued to compete in karate tournaments well past their prime.
From A Mother With Love
Mother writes a letter to her son.
Mother writes a letter to her son.
Juan and a guard
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.He has two large bags over his shoulders.
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.He has two large bags over his shoulders.
The pious woman
A flood was on its way, forcing everyone to evacuate.
A flood was on its way, forcing everyone to evacuate.
The fall
A man named Jack was walking along a steep cliff one day, when he accidentally got too close to the edge and fell.
A man named Jack was walking along a steep cliff one day, when he accidentally got too close to the edge and fell.
A very faithful woman
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it.
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it.
One in the eye for bigotry
There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion.
There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion.
The Census taker and Becky
Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.
Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.
Turning into a man
"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.
"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.
Gray hairs
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when ...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when ...
Crazy Sally
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her.
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her.
The Baptists in heaven
A man arrived at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asked...
A man arrived at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asked...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Three men and a genie
After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat.
After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat.
Milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer's doors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart, he rang the bell.
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer's doors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart, he rang the bell.
A barbecue
A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks.
A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks.
A model
"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from the men's magazine explained.
"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from the men's magazine explained.
A singing frog
A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink...
A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink...
A good time
Judy arrived home from her date.
Judy arrived home from her date.
God is watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
The atheist in the ocean
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean.
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean.
A paper posted on the refrigerator
When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator.
When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator.
The finest chain saw in the world
A lumberjack had raised his only son & had managed to finance the young man's college education...
A lumberjack had raised his only son & had managed to finance the young man's college education...
Bra sizes
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letters used to define bra sizes?
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letters used to define bra sizes?
A new bus driver
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains.
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains.
Broom factory
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory.
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory.
On a very cold winter night
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm.
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm.
Jeeves
This rich couple were going out for the evening.
This rich couple were going out for the evening.
Six people on a plane
The plane is going to crash,and there are only three parachutes.
The plane is going to crash,and there are only three parachutes.
David and bra
Conversation with father.
Conversation with father.
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner.
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner.
A deformed baby
Birth of a child.
Birth of a child.
Toilet paper
A guy buys some toilet paper.
A guy buys some toilet paper.
A woman selling apples
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who always comes by.
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who always comes by.