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A typical Texas baby
A Texan announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby.
A Texan announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby.
Fat lady
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady.
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady.
My own bed
An innkeeper is negotiating with a guest.
An innkeeper is negotiating with a guest.
Three nuns
There were three nuns in the church two were crying one was laughing.
There were three nuns in the church two were crying one was laughing.
Big Bad Wolf
One night at a club little red riding hood and the big bad wolf were getting their groove on.
One night at a club little red riding hood and the big bad wolf were getting their groove on.
Kiss
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
The neighbour
Bob looked over the fence to see why his neighbour was digging.
Bob looked over the fence to see why his neighbour was digging.
Son born without a torso, arms, or legs
A man is waiting for wife to give birth.
A man is waiting for wife to give birth.
The images of a mother
4 year old: My Mommy can do anything!
4 year old: My Mommy can do anything!
Babysitter
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom...
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom...
Old woman who has a baby
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.
A six year old comes crying to his Mother
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
Answers To Everything
What's the best form of birth control after 50?
What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Anniversary
A guy is going to take his wife to Australia.
A guy is going to take his wife to Australia.
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same.
How Dogs and Men Are the Same.
A real nuisance
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives.
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives.
About men
20 truths about men
20 truths about men
Playpen
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids.
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids.
Little Johnny and priest Joe
Little Johnny's is coming home from the store.
Little Johnny's is coming home from the store.
Parenthood quotes
Children are like animals at the zoo...
Children are like animals at the zoo...
Communicate thoughts
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.
The diet of a Toddler
People are always on the lookout for a new diet.
People are always on the lookout for a new diet.
Onto Santa's lap
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked...
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked...
The tooth fairy letter
Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night...
Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night...
Cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing.
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing.
Christmas time
It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall.
It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall.
Twins
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks.
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks.
Definition of a teenager
A mammal found extensively throughout the planet, often clustered in groups in front of television sets.
A mammal found extensively throughout the planet, often clustered in groups in front of television sets.
Dysfunctional family expressions
Many of the expressions used in dysfunctional families are similar to those used in normal families except in the case of dysfunctional families.
Many of the expressions used in dysfunctional families are similar to those used in normal families except in the case of dysfunctional families.
Excuses For Missing Work
I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
Three ladies talking about their sons
Three ladies are sitting on a bench in Florida.
Three ladies are sitting on a bench in Florida.
A day on the sick
An employee talks to his boss by telephone.
An employee talks to his boss by telephone.
Family who "walked on water"
Mark had heard a family rumor that his father, grandfather, and even his great-grandfather all "walked on water" on their 21st birthday.
Mark had heard a family rumor that his father, grandfather, and even his great-grandfather all "walked on water" on their 21st birthday.
Little Johnny answers
A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.
A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.
Eager to impress the boss
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
Daughter has car trouble
Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone.
Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone.
A little monkey business
A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley.
A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley.
Great-uncle in the electric chair
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition.
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition.
Little Johnny and a large Labador Retriever
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's hat.
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's hat.
A question of billing
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill.
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill.
A violent thunderstorm
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.
A bizarre interview technique
A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization.
A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization.
Visiting grandmother
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug.
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug.
A new 10 speed bike for hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike.
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike.
In the service
A man was being interviewed for a job.
A man was being interviewed for a job.
A sound like a frog
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.
A drop in salary perhaps
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
The Moon
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red or green.
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red or green.
Thinking his way through the problem
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
Why beer is better than religion
Top 10 reasons why beer is better than religion.
Top 10 reasons why beer is better than religion.