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Revealing gift test
Which gift would you like?
Which gift would you like?
A call from a drunk guy
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
Two men from Ireland
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
Health warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!
Old country delivery
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
A pizza in the stomach
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested, then suddenly a whiskey came along.
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested, then suddenly a whiskey came along.
Bar room translations
Now you'll know what people really mean.
Now you'll know what people really mean.
A drunk and a ghost
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test.
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test.
Bosomly challenged
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size.
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size.
The arrow
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street.
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street.
History of Valentine's Day
From ancient times to modern.
From ancient times to modern.
A very cold night
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel.
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel.
A cripple
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
An upset monk
In a monastery, a new monk takes a vow of silence.
In a monastery, a new monk takes a vow of silence.
Next to a drunk in a bar
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.
Circumcision
Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room.
Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room.
Peanuts
A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.
A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.
God and Michael Jackson
A minister was sitting reading the newspaper, and listening to the ball game on the television when...
A minister was sitting reading the newspaper, and listening to the ball game on the television when...
No elevator
Drunk walks into elevator.
Drunk walks into elevator.
Men went fishing
Two Morons rent a rowboat, row out a way, throw their lines in and try fishing.
Two Morons rent a rowboat, row out a way, throw their lines in and try fishing.
So drunk
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.
Tame the lion
A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer.
A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer.
When you're drunk
Things that are difficult to say...
Things that are difficult to say...
Nobel Prize
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
Naming choice
There was a lady and she had three children.
There was a lady and she had three children.
Double vodka
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka."
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka."
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks over to a near by farm.
A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks over to a near by farm.
Feminine side
Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar.
Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar.
Children's Prayer
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
A drink except a gay guy
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening.
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening.
Drink of water
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
A woman starts to choke
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.
Blood test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
In love with a horse
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.
On the bus
There was a man on the bus and he was sitting down when a fat lady...
There was a man on the bus and he was sitting down when a fat lady...
A ponytail
Two gay male lovers were talking.
Two gay male lovers were talking.
At state penitentiary
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years.
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years.
No time to rest
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.
Liven up a meeting
Top 10 tricks to liven up a meeting.
Top 10 tricks to liven up a meeting.
Falling asleep at your desk
Top 10 excuses for falling asleep at your desk.
Top 10 excuses for falling asleep at your desk.
Long-lost friends who meet again
Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years.
Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years.
A new virus
There is a new virus. The code name is WORK.
There is a new virus. The code name is WORK.
An Internet geek
10 signs your an Internet geek.
10 signs your an Internet geek.
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean.
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean.
Crazy
A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench.
A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench.
A WIFE
Some people are sitting in a bar.
Some people are sitting in a bar.
Religion, royalty, sex and mystery
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing four elements...
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing four elements...
Baby planes
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
About movies
Things you wouldn't know without movies.
Things you wouldn't know without movies.