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Becoming a real man
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN.
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN.
Last name only
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.
A man's schedule
1. Get up. 2. Pass gas.
1. Get up. 2. Pass gas.
Rules for work
Never give me work in the morning...
Never give me work in the morning...
Phrases you wish you could say at work
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
How an old rich man made his money
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
A man's way out of poverty
When the preacher's car broke down on a country road, he walked to a nearby roadhouse to use the phone.
When the preacher's car broke down on a country road, he walked to a nearby roadhouse to use the phone.
In jail
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail.
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail.
A six-pack
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
Three conditions
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king.
Bad day
How to recognize a Bad Day.
How to recognize a Bad Day.
Calling in sick
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse.
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse.
A deep voice
A man walks along a lonely beach.
A man walks along a lonely beach.
A round of golf
Three men went out to play a round of golf, Moses, Jesus and an old man.
Three men went out to play a round of golf, Moses, Jesus and an old man.
The greatest
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard...
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard...
The landlord
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
Son of a bitch
A girl confesses the sins.
A girl confesses the sins.
Is he dead
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
Job application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida.
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida.
Monsignor's advice
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardly speak.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardly speak.
Trip to Rome
A man had dreamt all his life of going to Rome.
A man had dreamt all his life of going to Rome.
Strange bug
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.
Lost Mommy
Young David found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky.
Young David found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky.
Father of my children
A guy is in line at the local Wal-Mart when he notices that a rather hot blond behind him has just smiled.
A guy is in line at the local Wal-Mart when he notices that a rather hot blond behind him has just smiled.
Fashionable hotel
A sailor on leave was paying his bill at a fashionable hotel.
A sailor on leave was paying his bill at a fashionable hotel.
A very religious man
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist.
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist.
Sister Margaret in hell
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell.
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell.
A two engine train breaks down
A large two engine train was crossing America.
A large two engine train was crossing America.
The punishments in hell
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil.
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil.