Nationality jokes

 
 
Two Canadian guys on the roof
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when...
Two guys immigrate to America
Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are wandering around New York City seeing the sights.
An American tourist in London
An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to the bathroom something terrible. After a long search...
The questions and answers about Canada
These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Canuck.
A big earthquake in Mexico
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico.
A pregnant Italian girl
An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months...
A typical Canadian baby boy
A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone.
A Canadian and an American
A Canadian is having his breakfast when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
A painting of Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
Two Italian men in a bus
A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
A French farm
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep.
A story on gender roles in Kuwait
A reporter was doing a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War.
The American businessman and the Mexican
The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.
Russian couple in Moscow
Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.
A great place of balance
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him, resting on the seventh day.
A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Scotsman
A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Scotsman were out at the beach. Suddenly they spied a beautiful mermaid sunning herself in a shoal.
Five Germans at the Italian border
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them...
The differences between foreign people
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Three Samurai
Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.
A Greek and Italian are debating
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The rules with immediate effect
To the citizens of the United States of America
Two Middle East mothers
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk.
Two Mexicans in the desert
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...
Foreign people talk about sex
The Italian man says...
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.
A German tourist in New York City
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer.
An Australian computer programmer
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry.
A Polish married an American girl
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Globalization
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Jose arrived in the United States
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale.
To be Canadian
You know you're Canadian when...
A shipwreck
On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by a shipwreck...
The young produce assistant from Canada
A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.
A halo statue
A Mexican man becomes an instant millionaire after winning the lottery.
A Japanese man who went to America
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
A Texan in Australia
A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a taxi.
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