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A captain and a camel in a desert
A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.
A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.
Military Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies...
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies...
Tribute to the Marines
A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world...
A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement.
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement.
Bragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.
Change your course now
An actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
An actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Giving sad news to a troop
The Captain called the Sergeant in.
The Captain called the Sergeant in.
Private Jones advise new recruits
Private Jones was assigned to the Army induction center...
Private Jones was assigned to the Army induction center...
At jump school
A young army was talking to his father about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper.
A young army was talking to his father about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper.
During the Vietnam war
A Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle.
A Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle.
Two brothers in the Army
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.
First parachute jump
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.
Three rules
A novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson.
A novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson.
Strange new battles
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
Soldiers in heaven
Little Willie asked his mother...
Little Willie asked his mother...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War.
Things to Remember During a War.
Soldier stands guard
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate.
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate.
Very brave men
General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall.
General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall.
Impressing the others
A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.
A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.
Recruiting any and all pilots
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.
Daddy is going to war
During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia.
During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia.
Giving very odd excuses
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.
Fishing on the lake
A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together.
A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together.
Two soldiers and the chocolate pudding
Two soldiers are talking.
Two soldiers are talking.
The service in the army
Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army.
Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army.
During a war
Things to Remember During a War.
Things to Remember During a War.
A double room
By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken.
By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken.
The drill sergeant and Private Peter
The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated...
The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated...
A 3-day pass
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.The CO says...
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.The CO says...