Blondes fun
A message to a blonde's mother
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.
A blonde's message to her boss
A blonde writes...
A blonde writes...
A pair of alligator shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
A blonde calls 911
A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into.
A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into.
An English Channel swim competition
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
A circle on the road
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.
51 days
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes.
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes.
A blonde and a boss
Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too.
Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too.
A blond at a party
A blond at a party was telling her friend that she was off men for life.
A blond at a party was telling her friend that she was off men for life.
A special delivery
A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.
A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.
A glass of milk
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde ...
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde ...
A blonde is going to paint a couple of rooms
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
"Head and Shoulders"
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.
A blonde in a car
A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station.
A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station.
A blonde in the first class section
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section.
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section.
Three blondes on an island
There are three blondes stranded on an island.
There are three blondes stranded on an island.
Kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck.
A Blonde was down on her luck.
A tree
A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.
A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.
A blonde on an elevator
A business man got on an elevator in a building.
A business man got on an elevator in a building.
A blonde on her balcony
One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony, flapping the bedsheets to air them out, when suddenly...
One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony, flapping the bedsheets to air them out, when suddenly...
To Disneyland
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland.
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland.
A new NASA experiment
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.
The coke machine
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the coke machine at a large Vegas casino.
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into the coke machine at a large Vegas casino.
3 blondes who were training to become detectives
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
Two blondes were walking through the woods
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
A blonde and a redhead are watching the news
A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story came up about a man who was threatening to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.
A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story came up about a man who was threatening to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge.
A blonde with two red ears
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
Two blondes go duck hunting
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting...
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting...
Wings
A police officer arrives at an accident scene.
A police officer arrives at an accident scene.
Blonde takes care her car
A blonde is driving home and she gets caught in a really bad hailstorm.
A blonde is driving home and she gets caught in a really bad hailstorm.
A hole in a hand
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand.
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand.
A blonde came running home to her mother
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.
About daughters
Three Mothers, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were all talking about their daughters.
Three Mothers, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were all talking about their daughters.
The blonde behind the wheel
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.
Two friends
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
Visual joke
This joke requires the use a small visual.
This joke requires the use a small visual.
Three blondes at the gates of heaven
Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven.
Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven.
A drunken blonde
A drunken blonde goes into a bar.
A drunken blonde goes into a bar.
A blonde in casino
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
In a hot tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub.
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub.
A little blonde girl comes back from school
A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
To unlock the door
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes.
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes.
A lake between blondes
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them.
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them.
The Capital of Montana
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.
I think...
In a bathroom in New York somewhere, if you tell a lie you disapear.
In a bathroom in New York somewhere, if you tell a lie you disapear.
Suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together.
A blonde and a brunette are living together.
Helicopter Lessons
A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday.
A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday.
A mailbox in a car
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.