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Biology lessons
What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?
What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?
At the race track
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by 2 female teachers, went on a field trip.
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by 2 female teachers, went on a field trip.
A dollar per point
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.
High School vs. College
In high school, you do homework. In college, you study...
In high school, you do homework. In college, you study...
A quick spelling test
The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.
The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.
A logical question
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
Fascinating
A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence.
A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence.
Fooling the Professor
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up.
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up.
The kids bite back
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Professor of anatomy
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided to protest.
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided to protest.
Students in college
When I first started college...
When I first started college...
A student's date
A college student picked up his date at her parent's home.
A college student picked up his date at her parent's home.
In a primary school classroom
The teacher notices a little puddle underneath Mary's chair.
The teacher notices a little puddle underneath Mary's chair.
Visiting a country school
The chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
The chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
A help session
A very attractive under graduate visited the professor's office.
A very attractive under graduate visited the professor's office.
Responsibility of atrocity
A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard.
A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard.
Little Johnny goes to school
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Dog plants
The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word "dog" in front of them.
The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word "dog" in front of them.
A substitute teacher and Jimmy Poole
A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message.
A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message.
Failing Math
A ten year old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail.
A ten year old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail.
Evils of Liquor
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor.
A Letter to Dad
Letter home from school...
Letter home from school...
A fly on the class grade book
Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book.
Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book.
Bubbles in bath
For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey.
For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey.
Animal game
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.
Sleeping Katie
Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.
Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.
Before
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills.
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills.
How to go insane at school
1. Change majors at least twice. 2. Live in a non-coed dorm for two (+) years.
1. Change majors at least twice. 2. Live in a non-coed dorm for two (+) years.
Ten commandments
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
Jesus Christ
There were a small number of children in the first grade class, gathered around a table for a reading group.
There were a small number of children in the first grade class, gathered around a table for a reading group.
The Lesson
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because...
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because...
Direct object
The teacher called on Little Johnny to recite a sentence with a direct object.
The teacher called on Little Johnny to recite a sentence with a direct object.
A biology teacher and an experiment
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms.
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms.
A Theory On Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term ...
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term ...
Knowledge pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
A teacher and little Johnny
A teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his 1 to 10 well.
A teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his 1 to 10 well.
During an exam
50 fun things to do during an exam.
50 fun things to do during an exam.
In heat
Little Johnny didn't show up at school one day.
Little Johnny didn't show up at school one day.
A new teacher and her psychology courses
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
On first day of class
Fun things for professors on first day of class.
Fun things for professors on first day of class.
Poetry or prose
The third-grade teacher was teaching English.
The third-grade teacher was teaching English.
Misphrased science exam answers
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
Math theorem of Pythagoras
There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.
There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake.
Two students miss a final exam
Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk.
Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk.
Computer class fun
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and ...
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and ...
Do you know who I am?
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university.
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university.