Girls and boys relations
Before and after marriage
Before - You take my breath away.After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
Before - You take my breath away.After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
One wife'd like to get a divorce
Two wives were airing their troubles...
Two wives were airing their troubles...
A nice evening drive
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
Marriage scarier than hell
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
Sea sickness
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness...
New Lingerie
A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood.
A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood.
The thirteenth floor
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front door.
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front door.
A funeral service
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.
An entirely new position for lovemaking
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...
The letters on the chest
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
Power Viagra
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup.
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup.
A ninety-year old geezer and a young wife
After marrying a young filly, a ninety-year old geezer told his doctor that they were expecting a baby.
After marrying a young filly, a ninety-year old geezer told his doctor that they were expecting a baby.
Men
It's not so complicated!
It's not so complicated!
Suitable outfits
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits.
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits.
Colors of sex
If your favorite color is ...
If your favorite color is ...
Hitchhike
A father was very angry when he heard that his twenty year old daughter had hitch hiked all alone.
A father was very angry when he heard that his twenty year old daughter had hitch hiked all alone.
Choosing a bra
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's.
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's.
A miraculous vial
A son had his own lab in the basement of his home and one night he came up and said ...
A son had his own lab in the basement of his home and one night he came up and said ...
Not in the mood tonight
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
Beep beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl.
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl.
Honeymoon night
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day and spent their honeymoon night at home.
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day and spent their honeymoon night at home.
Rules for men
The FEMALE makes The Rules.
The FEMALE makes The Rules.
A guy and a stranger in a bar
A guy and a stranger talk in a bar.
A guy and a stranger talk in a bar.
To do anything for 50 bucks
An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him...
An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him...
The marriage fairy
A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday.
A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday.
Little hole
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
A nice name
A gent asked girl's name...
A gent asked girl's name...
Three holes on the fence
A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller...
A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller...
Divorce can wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to her...
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to her...
An 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.
Three men talking about their wives
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.
Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.
A blue suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and ...
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and ...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.
Gays
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman...
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman...
Oral sex
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks home.
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks home.
A perfect gift for wife
Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar...
Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar...
Bubba decided to get married
Bubba was from the lower valley, and he decided he wanted to get married to his sweetheart.
Bubba was from the lower valley, and he decided he wanted to get married to his sweetheart.
Ice box
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.
Suprise for husband
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.
An elderly couple and the officer
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol.
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol.
Devil's sister
The Devil walks into a crowded bar.
The Devil walks into a crowded bar.
A couple in a car
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course.
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course.
In a senior's home
An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday.
An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday.
A pregnant wife
What is bad and very bad?
What is bad and very bad?
A sperm sample
An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office.
An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office.
A man, his wife and their Border Collie
This man, his wife and their Border Collie, Maisy were out for a drive in the country.
This man, his wife and their Border Collie, Maisy were out for a drive in the country.
Making love
Let's do 68!
Let's do 68!
Deathbed
Suzie was standing over her husbands deathbed...
Suzie was standing over her husbands deathbed...
A husband wants a divorce
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour.
A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty miles per hour.