Girls and boys relations
Half brothers
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him.
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him.
The third pregnant woman
One woman stops a taxi.
One woman stops a taxi.
Christmas tatoo
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor.
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor.
A couple in the bedroom and the children
A couple found themselves feeling a little "frisky" so they sent the children outside to play, went into the bedroom, and locked the door
A couple found themselves feeling a little "frisky" so they sent the children outside to play, went into the bedroom, and locked the door
Marriage
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend.
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend.
A little fart
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
The happiest hour
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband...
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband...
Private lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.
A car and a garage
A little boy and girl are in a bathtub.
A little boy and girl are in a bathtub.
A painless way to save money
A young couple save money.
A young couple save money.
Shocked priest
One day the priest visited the family and it was raining heavily and he was soaking wet.
One day the priest visited the family and it was raining heavily and he was soaking wet.
Eternal optimism
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism.
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism.
Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone...
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone...
The lottery
A guy just won the lottery...
A guy just won the lottery...
A beard
A woman complains about her husband.
A woman complains about her husband.
God's advice
A boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend.
A boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend.
Etiquette school
One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women...
One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women...
A kind husband
A cell phone rings.
A cell phone rings.
The marriage proposal
The man asked a widow to marry and he forgot what she said.
The man asked a widow to marry and he forgot what she said.
A female police officer arrests a guy
A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving.
A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving.
Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner...
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner...
A jar of olives
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini.
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini.
An appointment at the gynocologist
Harold wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling amorous, nudges his wife awake and asks...
Harold wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling amorous, nudges his wife awake and asks...
The mistress
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when ...
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when ...
Crazy Uncle Louie
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy. Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't want to name them without him seeing them first.
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy. Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't want to name them without him seeing them first.
One of the best ways to protect a wedding ring
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected their wedding rings.
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected their wedding rings.
Artificial
A married couple was having dinner and the conversation got around to transplants and artificial body parts.
A married couple was having dinner and the conversation got around to transplants and artificial body parts.
Two heroic statues and an angel
For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female,faced each other in a city park,until one day an angel came down from heaven.
For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female,faced each other in a city park,until one day an angel came down from heaven.
The bride
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.
I love my wife
A man talks about his wife.
A man talks about his wife.
Skin transplant surgery
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
3 Guys and 100 Women
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia.
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia.
A Chinese couple
A Chinese couple is in bed one night, when the man gives his wife an elbow and says...
A Chinese couple is in bed one night, when the man gives his wife an elbow and says...
A farmer and his new mother-in-law
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother...
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother...
Hearing problems
A man goes to his doctor and says...
A man goes to his doctor and says...
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
A phone call
John receives a phone call.
John receives a phone call.
An expensive locket
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
Perfect golf shot
Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity.
Bob stood over his tee sot for what seemed an eternity.
Men's best friend
Usually everyone who has a dog calls him Rover or something...
Usually everyone who has a dog calls him Rover or something...
The 50th wedding anniversary
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
Couple int he church
A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon.
A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon.
Three questions
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recently divorced mother her age?
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recently divorced mother her age?
A grief-stricken man on a grave
A grief-stricken man threw himself on a grave and cried bitterly.
A grief-stricken man threw himself on a grave and cried bitterly.
The FBI interviews
Three men want to become agents for the FBI.
Three men want to become agents for the FBI.
Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
A wife and the best friend
A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed. He goes to the bar and orders a drink
A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed. He goes to the bar and orders a drink
Shave the beard
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.