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A hard-of-hearing man in the attonery's office
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney's office as his lawyer handed him his will.
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney's office as his lawyer handed him his will.
A lawyer, his lover and a bastard
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn...
The attorney attacked a witness
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
A lawyer's picture in a pocket
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.
A cop at a traffic light
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike.
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike.
A pilot and the local tribesmen
A Plane was flying through the jungle when suddenly the engine stalled.
A Plane was flying through the jungle when suddenly the engine stalled.
A carpet installer and the cigarettes
A carpet installer decides to take a cigarette break after completing the installation in the first of several rooms he has to do.
A carpet installer decides to take a cigarette break after completing the installation in the first of several rooms he has to do.
A hot cup of coffee at the start of every day
The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every day.
The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every day.
Dilbert's salary theorem
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
Sex education at an all female college
Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way...
Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way...
An economist
Reasons to be an economist.
Reasons to be an economist.
A lawyer and StPeter
A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, dies. He finds himself standing at the back of an enormous queue outside the gates of Heaven.
A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, dies. He finds himself standing at the back of an enormous queue outside the gates of Heaven.
Two policemen in a patrol car
Two policemen are talking in a patrol car.
Two policemen are talking in a patrol car.
Three envelopes
A man had just been hired as the new managing director of a large high tech London-based corporation.
A man had just been hired as the new managing director of a large high tech London-based corporation.
A lawyer, a doctor and a pastor
A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor.
A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor.
A police car on a narrow mountain road
On a narrow mountain road a man sees a police car driving uphill backwards.
On a narrow mountain road a man sees a police car driving uphill backwards.
The smartest dog
A doctor, an engineer, and a lawyer go out hunting in the woods one day.
A doctor, an engineer, and a lawyer go out hunting in the woods one day.
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. The doctor comes out with the results.
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. The doctor comes out with the results.
The bad news and the very bad news
A guy goes into a doctor's office.
A guy goes into a doctor's office.
The captain and a cup of coffee
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom.
The lawyers in the airliner
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed...
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed...
The insurance company
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
A lawyer and two men eating grass
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.
Two anthropologists
Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives.
Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives.
Before the operation
A doctor and a pacient are talking before the operation.
A doctor and a pacient are talking before the operation.
Affair with doctor
A women was goin to the doctors office to get her breast checked.
A women was goin to the doctors office to get her breast checked.
To be worse than AIDS
A doctor and a patient are talking about the bad news.
A doctor and a patient are talking about the bad news.
Two pilots are talking
Well the Capt. forgets to switch off the intercom...
Well the Capt. forgets to switch off the intercom...
A headache
The world's greatest headache specialist.
The world's greatest headache specialist.
A terrible problem with farting
This old lady walks into the Doctor's office...
This old lady walks into the Doctor's office...
A man with a bad stomach
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what can he do.
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what can he do.
"G.A.S.H."
After looking for love in all the wrong places, a man returns from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor.
After looking for love in all the wrong places, a man returns from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor.
A pill
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.
The most painful screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me?...
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me?...
A lively interest in the paintings
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
A crying lawyer
A lawyer's wife dies...
A lawyer's wife dies...
Generous greedy lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
A terrible addiction to cigars
A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars.
A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars.
A wisdom teeth
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
The first deal
A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal.
A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal.
The radar
An off-duty police officer drove through a school zone.
An off-duty police officer drove through a school zone.
One black shoe and one white shoe
A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe.
A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe.
A hundred dollars on the ground
Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spot a hundred dollars on the ground.
Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spot a hundred dollars on the ground.
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lots of friends and family in his house.
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lots of friends and family in his house.
The gorgeous redhaired beauty
The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous redhaired beauty.
The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous redhaired beauty.
Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
The lying police officer
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding.
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding.