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The emergency operator
A man spoke frantically into the phone...
A man spoke frantically into the phone...
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.
Shy miss
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
The stop sign
A policeman pulled over a car.
A policeman pulled over a car.
Two gynecologists at lunch
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.
Mother's milk
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother's milk was better for babies than cow's milk.
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother's milk was better for babies than cow's milk.
Nurse Jenny
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.
A motorist and a police officer
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
Costume party at a mental hospital
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".
Payment
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude.
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude.
The obvious
A woman was having a medical problem - her husband's snoring.So she called the doctor...
A woman was having a medical problem - her husband's snoring.So she called the doctor...
A neighbour
An old man goes to his doctor for a physical.
An old man goes to his doctor for a physical.
Computer programmer
A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out...
A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out...
A few minutes work
A dentist and a patient are talking.
A dentist and a patient are talking.
A second opinion
A doctor in bed.
A doctor in bed.
A broken finger
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
A miserable cold
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
Shingles
A fellow walked into a doctor's office...
A fellow walked into a doctor's office...
A call to hospital
A woman is calling Mount Sinai Hospital...
A woman is calling Mount Sinai Hospital...
Thinking about sex
A man goes to a Psychologist.
A man goes to a Psychologist.
Therapy session
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
The fear of monsters
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed.
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed.
A psychologist and a giene
A psychologist was walking along a Hawaiian beach when he kicked a bottle poking up through the sand.
A psychologist was walking along a Hawaiian beach when he kicked a bottle poking up through the sand.
Sales assistant
A new sales assistant was hired at a large department store...
A new sales assistant was hired at a large department store...
A photographer and a pilot
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.
A hand in the sea
Two fisherman are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea...
Two fisherman are out sailing when suddenly a hand appears in the sea...
My Daddy Is A Lawyer
Two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted.
Two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted.
Popes And Lawyers
Once a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven.
Once a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven.
A tree in the way
One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing.
One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing.
An accountant for the mob
There was this man that was an accountant for the mob.
There was this man that was an accountant for the mob.
A football coach and his star player
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said..
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said..
Four types of patients
Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
Negotiations
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.
Mental release
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.
Lethal food
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
Crazy patients
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.
Doctor terminology
What doctors say, and what they're really thinking.
What doctors say, and what they're really thinking.
AIDS
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS."
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS."
Two exlorers in the African jungle
Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition.
Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition.
A lawyer and a chiropractor
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Confession box
A Jewish guy goes into a confession box.
A Jewish guy goes into a confession box.
Professor's definitions of a kiss
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways.
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways.
A very famous architect
An architect was very famous because he always ordered exactly enough materials for every building he built.
An architect was very famous because he always ordered exactly enough materials for every building he built.
Nice bike
The first engineer calls out to the other.
The first engineer calls out to the other.
A Soviet journalist and the eye-ear doctor
A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse...
A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse...
Smart secretary
The real-estate boss got a hot new secretary, and he decided to put some moves on her.
The real-estate boss got a hot new secretary, and he decided to put some moves on her.
The office manager
An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill...
An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill...
Serious hearing problems
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor...
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor...
A free haircut
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.