Animals
Two neighbors
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades.
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades.
A present for a son
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.
Two cats running together
There were two cats that enjoyed running together.
There were two cats that enjoyed running together.
A penguin is driving through Arizona
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on.
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on.
A dog watching the movie
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre.
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre.
A night of romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.
Two eagles are soaring along
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.
A cross-eyed dog
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet.
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet.
A man rented a camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert.
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert.
Three dogs in the park
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them.
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them.
A pair of parrots
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.
Women love cats
I've never understood why women love cats.
I've never understood why women love cats.
A letter to a small hotel
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
The insensitive gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.
Man v.cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him.
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him.
Non-seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog.
A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog.
A farmer feeding pigs
There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm.
There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm.
The Bear family
It's a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking up...
It's a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking up...
A snail buys a fast new car
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.
These chickens want books
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library.
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library.
A dog with no legs
A short joke.
A short joke.
Three very tough rats
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
“Liver” and “cheese”
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
Two tigers
Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file.
Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file.
Ugly lady
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
Intelligent dog
A dog walks into a butcher shop.
A dog walks into a butcher shop.
Three turtles
Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic.
Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic.
The bear joke
One day a bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest when...
One day a bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest when...
The duck
One day there was three girls...
One day there was three girls...
The king of the jungle
One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious...
One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious...
The cat scan
A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving.
A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving.
A Centipede
Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede, all heavy smokers, were playing cards together.
Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede, all heavy smokers, were playing cards together.
God, a bear and a hunter
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.
A cow gives an advice
A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows.
A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows.
A man with a newt
A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
A family of bears at a divorce court
At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.
At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.
Escape from a bear
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.
Protecting yourself
The department has posted the following notice...
The department has posted the following notice...
Two Moscow hunters
Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting.
Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting.
Hunters from Prague
A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting.
A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting.
A light bulb
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Polar Bear
One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says ...
One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says ...
Baskin robins
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
Three nature lovers
Three nature lovers went for a drive into the mountains one day.
Three nature lovers went for a drive into the mountains one day.
A dead rabbit
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.
Three bears
There were these three bears were out for a drive in a car.
There were these three bears were out for a drive in a car.
A gorilla on the roof
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
Cat goes to heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven.
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven.
A zebra in a farm
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.