Animals
A duck tap dancing
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show.
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show.
Catching a rabbit
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist.
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist.
In Alaska's National Forests
A tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear territory...
A tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear territory...
Face-to-face with a wolf
A tourists guide was talking with a group of school kids.
A tourists guide was talking with a group of school kids.
A farmer and his pigs
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer...
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer...
A burgler and a parrot
A burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty...
A burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty...
The largest animal to roam the lands
Tourist guide at zoo.
Tourist guide at zoo.
Laughing and crying donkey
A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. He then notices a Jar that is full of money...
A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. He then notices a Jar that is full of money...
Three racehorses in a bar
Three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments.
Three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments.
Three ducks went into court
Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand...
Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand...
A defective parrot
One day this gay homosexual decides he'd like to have a new pet and goes to the local pet store.
One day this gay homosexual decides he'd like to have a new pet and goes to the local pet store.
The male gorilla
Two gay homosexuals are walking through a zoo...
Two gay homosexuals are walking through a zoo...
A tap on the shoulder
There once was a bear hunter who was having no luck in finding his quarry.
There once was a bear hunter who was having no luck in finding his quarry.
The guy's mustache
A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of his.
A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of his.
Two tigers
Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file.
Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file.
The Christmas Parrot
A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale.
A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale.
Cat in the way
Two church members were going door to door.
Two church members were going door to door.
Baby stork
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him.
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him.
Cat technical support problems
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.
Cows in government
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Moses and Jesus
A burglar breaks into a house.
A burglar breaks into a house.
Which dog is smarter?
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
A talking parrot in the freezer
A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot...
A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot...
The cool siren
A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon...
A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon...
Doberman and a puppy
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked...
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked...
About animals
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mickey Mouse was divorcing Minney
Mickey Mouse was divorcing Minney and had attended several court hearings over this.
Mickey Mouse was divorcing Minney and had attended several court hearings over this.
A rabbit from laboratory
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up...
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up...
A little turtle is climbing a tree
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree.
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree.
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
Retrieve cat from top of lamp and pill from under sofa.
Retrieve cat from top of lamp and pill from under sofa.
Hungry snake
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Tarzan
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"
Two bats comment
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Tarzan 2
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A rabbit sharpens a stick with a knife
A rabbit sits under the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife.
A rabbit sits under the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife.
How to Catch a White Elephant
Go to an place where there are white elephants.
Go to an place where there are white elephants.
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best book on elephants.
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best book on elephants.
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him ...
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him ...
A terrible wreck
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.
Dogs mating on the sidewalk
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
Dogs and cats
The difference between dogs and cats.
The difference between dogs and cats.
A cat and a mouse went to heaven
There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven, and they were there at the same time.
There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven, and they were there at the same time.
A baby turtle
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.
Sex maniac
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.
The old man humping the dog
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room.
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room.
To be an egg
The five reasons for not wanting to be an egg.
The five reasons for not wanting to be an egg.
The tractor salesman
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole.
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole.
Taste of a bald eagle
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.
Two bulls
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.